Thick Body Wash Naval Diplomacy

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.

That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy.


-3X THICKER than teenage body wash
-Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
-Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
-Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
-Bonus: no loofah required
-Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
-Size: 17.5 oz.


Water (Aqua), Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Glycerin, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Hydrated Silica, Acrylates/Steareth-20 Methacrylate Copolymer, Ethylhexylglycerin, Citric Acid, Polyquaternium-7, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Chloride, Blue 1, Yellow 5, Red 33, Fragrance (Parfum)